Definitions by grassdirt

the haikyuu effect 

crushing gender envy. what the fuck

"do you ever just lay in bed and think about how you'll never be able to experience being a carefree teenage boy just dicking around with friends and playing sports."

"yeah, it's called the haikyuu effect."

the haikyuu effect by grassdirt February 28, 2022

the horimiya effect 

the disease that ensue after watching the 2021 anime, horimiya:

stage 0 (while watching the show): giddyness, pure joy

stage 1: simpage, being absolutely down bad for characters/relationships in the show

stage 2: scouring the internet for horimiya clips to try to feel the joy again

stage 3: watching other romcoms but not feeling satisfied as they will never live up to horimiya

stage 4: pure depression. how are they so happy. i want to be happy. where is my miyamura. where is my hori.

stage 5 (terminal): sos the depression is becoming terminal. life support won't cut it anymore. going into tachycardic arrest.

stage 6: the fabled stage 6, where the viewer has moved on. nobody knows if it's more than a myth.

"shit, the horimiya effect is hitting hard."
"me too man, i still dream about miyamura sometimes..."

the horimiya effect by grassdirt February 28, 2022

gaykeeper 

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.

"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."

gaykeeper by grassdirt February 4, 2022