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Gash Splash 

when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off
friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"
Gash Splash by pissyboy March 27, 2011

Splash the Gash

Female urination.
Desire to "take a piss"
"Im going to splash the gash"
Splash the Gash by KazDragonfly April 27, 2007

splash the gash

Maneuver in which a prostitute attempts to sanitize her genital region by crouching over a puddle and splashing water upwards in an attempt to flush out her prior John's genetic material.
I'm tryin to meet some more men, I need to splash the gash!

Bitch is sorry. I bet she had to splash the gash before she even talked to him.
splash the gash by theesandrab April 23, 2009

No Splash No Gash 

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
No Splash No Gash by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Splash for the gash 

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.
"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."
Splash for the gash by number16 January 19, 2014

splash in her gash 

To cum inside a girls vagina
Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash
splash in her gash by Scooty1234 February 14, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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