Garon'd
When you prefer your online friends on video games that you've never met, over your real friends. You become ignorant and start lieing, becoming far too fixated on winning on a video game.
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garn get fuck'd
garn get fuck'd by SLiMy_BaNdIt July 26, 2017
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Garn Den
Person one: I'll fucking punch you brah
Person two: Garn den
Teacher: If you throw paper again i'll give you detention
Student: Garn den *throws paper*
Person two: Garn den
Teacher: If you throw paper again i'll give you detention
Student: Garn den *throws paper*
Garn Den by Dirty Shoes February 9, 2015
garçon de fleur
Translates to “flower boy” from French.
Usually refers to males who don’t necessarily conform to regular masculinity and often find themselves doing some feminine things. This term could be used as a synonym for metrosexual. These males tend to hang around with both males and females. They also tend to focus on their beauty and look their best. Most of the time, these garçons de fleurs are a part of the LGBTQ+ community, especially bisexual, pansexual, and gay.
Usually refers to males who don’t necessarily conform to regular masculinity and often find themselves doing some feminine things. This term could be used as a synonym for metrosexual. These males tend to hang around with both males and females. They also tend to focus on their beauty and look their best. Most of the time, these garçons de fleurs are a part of the LGBTQ+ community, especially bisexual, pansexual, and gay.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He painted his nails and started talking to more girls.
Person 2: Oh, so he’s a garçon de fleur?
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: It means flower boy, he doesn’t really care to be masculine but he does embrace both masculinity and femininity.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He painted his nails and started talking to more girls.
Person 2: Oh, so he’s a garçon de fleur?
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: It means flower boy, he doesn’t really care to be masculine but he does embrace both masculinity and femininity.
garçon de fleur by sleepymaninc April 24, 2021
Goron's Diamond
When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
Goron's Diamond by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
The Dirty Ganon
8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.
The Dirty Ganon by zaboo69 November 27, 2014
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