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A garage wherein one practices (and occasionally instructs others) in martial arts. Usually, but not always equipped with battered workout equipment, makeshift weapons, dirty wrestling mats, and a frequently patched heavy bag.
Last night, Master Logan invited everyone in the bar to the garojo to show off his nunchaku skills.
Garojo by Double Hard Hat May 2, 2018
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The Garoo is God. He is a greater being and lives in his holy land, Malvern. He is enough and his mortal enemies are Fred and Amir.
The Garoo is god. God is Garoo
Garoo by MisterPragith January 9, 2019
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Garojo • garoo • garood • Garjoaba • garjon • garofolo • Garojed • Garooism • Garoom • garoompha

garyjobo 

when a Gary gives you a hand job
CODY: have you ever had a garyjobo before?
TARY: no what’s that ?!
CODY: you’ll have to ask Gary
garyjobo by garyjako May 12, 2020

garoompha 

An elephant fart, or a fart of epic proportions.
Yeah, and then I ran in the room and let out a garoompha like never before. It was hilarious, man.
garoompha by Aotommo March 31, 2003
‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.

Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
He lost his way in the Garood (Endless Irradiance)
Garood by Progressvocal December 13, 2019

Garooism 

The religion, Garooism, is a holy religion. Only true believers of the Garoo can participate in Garooism.
I believe in Garooism
Garooism by MisterPragith January 9, 2019
A garage, usually at mom and dad's, that has been converted into a bedroom.
Dude, you're 38 - move out of the garoom already!
Garoom by Ojeannine December 28, 2009
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