garofolo 

To take anal plowing

Ouch your stretching my garofolo

garofolo by Hello ttavis December 21, 2016

Janeane Garofalo 

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.

Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."

Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009

garofalo 

–verb
To call someone a racist or bigot as a last ditch effort to marginalize them because your argument is empty and flawed.

This is in reference to Janeane Garofalo. Who declared Tea Party attendees were racist on Keith Olbermann's show.

Person 1: I think illegal immigrants should be send back to their country because they broke the law when they entered this country illegally.
Person 2: You are such a racist.
Person 1: Don't try to garofalo me.

garofalo by dkbeers February 3, 2010

Lindsay Garofalo 

NOUN- an amazing person, who deserves A GOOD GUY (: and is absolutely hilarious, can make anyone smile , can brighten anyones day, is mostly people named jordyn's bestfriend (;, oh and absolutely beautiful ! she is never quiet, and will change your entire life with her love of ducks. very ranom

Jordyn: THROWS PEANUT BUTTER AT ZACH! YOU DONT DESERVE HER SHES WAY TOO MUCH OF A LINDSAY GAROFALO !!!!
Zach: *screams liek a little girl

Lindsay : lays on ground laughing

(backround people) : zach doesnt deserve a lindsay garofalo. yeah i totally agree. She was way to nice to him. Yeah definently.

Lindsay Garofalo by JODY BOXNUM December 15, 2009

garofalo 

use this in any context you would use a cuss word. It can also mean tree hugger, liberal, hippie, traitor,

Garofalo, I forgot to pay my taxes before my confirmation hearings! Garofalo another stimulus plan!

garofalo by TWUB79 May 1, 2009

Garofalove 

A secret love for, or attraction to, the actress, Janeane Garofalo.

Dude, I think Kyle's got a little Garofalove going on. He's watched "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" about seventeen times and I know he's not an Uma Thurman fan.

Garofalove by J.R. Broboken July 5, 2012

garofalo 

the art of garofaloing

I garofalo.

garofalo by Kate Marie Hermsen February 11, 2003