Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.
Person 1: I'm apart of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!
n. (proper) The formal name for Gary, only when used as part of the phrase "Gary Grumpy-Pants;" can also be used as a substitute for the entire phrase altogether (refer to Gary Grumpy-Pants for definition).
Example 1. Q: Why was Anja such a Garold Grumpy Pants at the bowling alley on Saturday night?
A: She was mad that she had to bowl with her goofy family and not get to hang out with her cooler-than-cool friends and the cooler-than-cool putt-putt golf.
Example 2. "Garold, if you don't lose that attitude by the time supper starts, you're GROUNDED!"
Schwarzeneggers REAL birthname, his parents quickly settled on this after discovering that he was just so fucking gnarley...
After killing his parents bare handed, young Gnarnold fled to the west where he changed his name to Arnold as not to confuse American audiences. He decided to keep his long surname as he knew it would fit nicely across the top of DVD sleeves in block capitals...
Garoldism is a religion where garold the stingray watches over you like a God. He is very forgiving and respects everyone that is a decent human being. Garold is highly supportive of the girls gays and the thats and very much disliketrump.
Person 1: I'm now a part of Garoldism
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: the best religion ever!!!