Garoldism

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Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.

Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!

Garoldism by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020

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Garoldism

Garoldism is a religion where garold the stingray watches over you like a God. He is very forgiving and respects everyone that is a decent human being. Garold is highly supportive of the girls gays and the thats and very much dislike trump.

Person 1: I'm now a part of Garoldism
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: the best religion ever!!!

Garoldism by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020

Related Words

Garoldism • Garooism • Geraldism • Haroldism

Garooism

The religion, Garooism, is a holy religion. Only true believers of the Garoo can participate in Garooism.

I believe in Garooism

Garooism by MisterPragith January 9, 2019

Geraldism

Geraldism describes an obscure behaviour in the dark trap community which stems from Savage Gasp's community and his Haunted House Discord server.

Gerald is handsome by himself but feel free to personalize him and don't forget a matching Gerald-ish name.

Anti-Gerald (the jealous, wannabe cool fraction against the Gerald movement): these weirdos got that bald head as pfp- wtf is going on?!
Geraldine: GERALDISM IS TAKING OVER!! GERALD IS RUINING MY LIFE - for the better of course.

Geraldism by Geraldine the Gerald September 15, 2023

Haroldism

The Haroldreligion. We worship our lord and savior Harold and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the ninja man, amen

"Who do you believe in?"

"I BELIEVE in the NINJA Lord and Savior Harold, Haroldism amen!.🙏"

Haroldism by Victor Sane January 6, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026