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n. (proper) The formal name for Gary, only when used as part of the phrase "Gary Grumpy-Pants;" can also be used as a substitute for the entire phrase altogether (refer to Gary Grumpy-Pants for definition).
Example 1. Q: Why was Anja such a Garold Grumpy Pants at the bowling alley on Saturday night?

A: She was mad that she had to bowl with her goofy family and not get to hang out with her cooler-than-cool friends and the cooler-than-cool putt-putt golf.

Example 2. "Garold, if you don't lose that attitude by the time supper starts, you're GROUNDED!"
Garold by the girl from ipanema April 30, 2009
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Garold is the god of Garoldism. Garold is a stingray who watches over the gays they's she's he's everyone to exist. if you would like to know what Garoldism is just search it up
Person 1: Have you seen garold?
Person 2: No? Who are they?
Person 3: Omg how could you not know
Garold by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020
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‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.

Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
He lost his way in the Garood (Endless Irradiance)
Garood by Progressvocal December 13, 2019

Garoldism 

Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.
Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!
Garoldism by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020
Gerold is german and means a really nice person
english: He is such a Gerold!

german: Er ist ja so ein Gerold
Gerold by The_Real_G-Killa March 31, 2017

garfoldo 

When you or somebody around you, yells I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS, in the best Garfield impression you or they can do
I garfoldod in a subway parking lot
garfoldo by Garfieldo March 28, 2022
A beautiful Armenian word that means "nostalgia". As a boy's name, it represents very passionate, intense and romantic men. They will sweep you off your feet with their spontaneity, their fun loving nature and their overall love for you and for life. His energy and his passion is like fire; he is fierce, but when he genuinely loves you, he will keep you from getting burnt. You will always have fond memories when a Garode is in your life and he will always be reminding you of the good times.
"Hey, do you remember Garode from Calculus 1?"
"How can I forget him? Such great memories, a true free spirit!"
Garode by rosiegreek February 25, 2019
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