mondays

When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

by karma June 11, 2004

Mondays

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'

Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around

by BeeFrank May 4, 2006

Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga January 11, 2009

Mondays

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!

Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.

by Schriar September 6, 2008

Mondays

Your Average Nigger

Everbody hates Mondays

by 1230456789 July 15, 2010

mondays

a derogatory term for a black person.

Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...

by powersurge September 17, 2012

Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008