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garloid
A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
garwood
a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by snobby asshole towns that are "rich". theres so much to do in garwood, and A LOT of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county
*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*
*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*
garwood by themostawesomepersonever. January 13, 2013
Garloid
Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.
Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022
Garood
‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.
Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
Garood by Progressvocal December 13, 2019
Garwood
A very small town in New Jersey. Spelled backwards Garwood is Doowrag! There are 5,000 residents in Doowrag, I mean Garwood! Garwood is nestled between Westfield and Cranford. Garwood does not have its own High School.
Gardoodoo
Gardoodoo by Succ_Nasty November 2, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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