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A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020
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a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by snobby asshole towns that are "rich". theres so much to do in garwood, and A LOT of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county

*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*
bob: "lets chill in garwood, im so bored"
bill: "lets move to garwood, its so fucking awesome!!"
A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.
Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.
Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022
‘Garood’ is short for ‘Garodman’ which means ‘Hymn and Prayer’ in Middle Persian and Zoroastrian language. It also means ‘Endless Irradiance’ in Avestan literature and ancient Persian texts.

Also Garood is an Iranian alternative rock band from Tehran, and it is considered one of the few alternative rock bands from Iran which has an English lyrics.
He lost his way in the Garood (Endless Irradiance)
Garood by Progressvocal December 13, 2019
A very small town in New Jersey. Spelled backwards Garwood is Doowrag! There are 5,000 residents in Doowrag, I mean Garwood! Garwood is nestled between Westfield and Cranford. Garwood does not have its own High School.
Westfield kid: "yo, let's go hang out in Garwood"
Cranford kid: "You mean doowrag...ha ha ha"
Garwood by JKY Love December 17, 2008

Gardoodoo 

Another way of saying trash or garbage.
Yukon Cornelius: "Hey write my essay for me"
Succ Nasty: "Nah, my handwriting is gardoodoo"
Gardoodoo by Succ_Nasty November 2, 2018