Gargoyles 

A US military slang term dating back to Desert Storm I (circa 1991) for a kind of wraparound sunglasses issued to personnel in the desert to reduce glare and prevent sun-blindness. May be derived either from a brand name or from the odd appearance they gave the wearer.

"When we returned from Saudi Arabia, the colonel gave a directive that we were to ditch our Gargoyles to maintain security. Our raccoon tansgave us away though."

Gargoyles by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

GARGOYLES 

a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!

japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa

GARGOYLES by P.Stake$ July 1, 2008

gargoyles 

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

gargoyles by Mancino June 1, 2004

griffins and gargoyles 

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.

Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.

griffins and gargoyles by coleiokingcolio November 17, 2018

That's so gargoyles 

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

That's so gargoyles by JamesCrowe4 May 2, 2010

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016