a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!
by P.Stake$ July 01, 2008
When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010
The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 03, 2010
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
by neofloyd March 16, 2009
She was gargoyling on the keg.
by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
by NinjaGargoyle July 02, 2011