An unwanted and overwhelming mess or entanglement which often elicits feelings of frustration and/or (ARGHHH) while simultaneously consuming time.
a spilled ash tray; tangled wires; Polak names; firey car crashes; cluttered tables; two midgets humping a unicorn;a pile of dead babies. These are all examples of a garglamesh.
Garglear is a competitive sport that involves doing jumping jacks while eating lays potato chips. The winner is whoever chokes last. (do not try this!!!)
Garglear athletes must train their throats to be small in order to prevent choking and losing