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garglamesh 

An unwanted and overwhelming mess or entanglement which often elicits feelings of frustration and/or (ARGHHH) while simultaneously consuming time.
a spilled ash tray; tangled wires; Polak names; firey car crashes; cluttered tables; two midgets humping a unicorn;a pile of dead babies. These are all examples of a garglamesh.
garglamesh by soft bunnys August 28, 2007
Related Words
Someone (male) that is so hot you would be willing to gargle with his bodily fluids.
Wow that dude is garglable!
garglable by GargleBoy January 3, 2007

cum gargla

One who uses semen as mouthwash. One who prefers to blow bubbles with sperm before swallowing it.
Steve liked to gargle semen in the shower before work, once word of this got around the office, he was known as the cum gargla.
cum gargla by EDG December 28, 2004

Gargleability 

How gargleable a substance is or isn't
The gargleability of water is higher than honey.
Gargleability by Carnie July 13, 2019

garglaram 

Garglaram is a word that symbolizes love in the language Jrimple.
“I garglaram puppies!”
garglaram by yooboo.dooboo June 9, 2023
Garglear is a competitive sport that involves doing jumping jacks while eating lays potato chips. The winner is whoever chokes last. (do not try this!!!)
Garglear athletes must train their throats to be small in order to prevent choking and losing
garglear by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 17, 2026