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garglable

Someone (male) that is so hot you would be willing to gargle with his bodily fluids.
Wow that dude is garglable!
by GargleBoy January 3, 2007
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gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
by Kerik July 12, 2006
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Googlable

A state of being in which a person, place, or thing is found via Google.
I don't date men who aren't Googlable.
by SouthernBelle August 28, 2005
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Googlable

An adjective describing something that can be found on google.
Jennifer Aniston is highly googlable.
by Chemal February 13, 2012
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garglamesh

An unwanted and overwhelming mess or entanglement which often elicits feelings of frustration and/or (ARGHHH) while simultaneously consuming time.
a spilled ash tray; tangled wires; Polak names; firey car crashes; cluttered tables; two midgets humping a unicorn;a pile of dead babies. These are all examples of a garglamesh.
by soft bunnys August 28, 2007
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Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
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PanGalactic GargleBlaster

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
by bathelm December 11, 2011
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