garglear

Garglear is a competitive sport that involves doing jumping jacks while eating lays potato chips. The winner is whoever chokes last. (do not try this!!!)

Garglear athletes must train their throats to be small in order to prevent choking and losing

garglear by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 17, 2026

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Fuckjuice Gargler 

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.

What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?

Fuckjuice Gargler by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

Lard gargler 

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

Lard gargler by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.

I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.

goo gargler by L Rocker June 11, 2006

Stink Finger Gargler 

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.

Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

Stink Finger Gargler by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008

plum gargler 

one who gargles plums, ie gargling balls or testicles. One must make the gargling sound whilst gargling.

usually people who perform such acts are of low quality.

that guy is a bit of a plum gargler, he likes the balls in his mouth.

plum gargler by mother flip August 29, 2014