Gargle J 

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

Gargle J by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Gargle Job 

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!

Gargle Job by Squamies December 21, 2024

Gargle job 

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

Gargle job by Squamies December 21, 2024

gurgle jerk 

One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.

Let's get out of the house before the missus sticks us with the gurgle jerk.

gurgle jerk by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005

garglejob 

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis

Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.

garglejob by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009

gaggle of jellyfish 

A grouping of available sex-seeking females. Gaggle means grouping, jellyfish refers to a certain part of the female anatomy that is soft, squishy, sometimes hairy, sometimes stinging.

Impossible not to get laid tonight; there's a gaggle of jellyfish at the bar.

gaggle of jellyfish by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

jarble Garble 

When you talk shit out of your ass that nothing makes sense

I was talking to old mate but couldn't understand a thing, he was talking jarble garble

jarble Garble by GoodarNandos June 16, 2023