PetulantPerfectionist's definitions

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

flebmititious

An adjective. Used to describe an individual who is not only being crass and abrasive, but also lackluster and unoriginal about it.

"Dude, you're such a fag."

"Well put sir. Now why don't you get your flebmititious ass up off your cuntstool, go have a drink, and grow up."

"Touche."

"Fag."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 5, 2010

childhater

A sane human being. Everything about children is worth hating. They remind us of our former innocence and our present... sullied state. If you look a child in the eyes without hate, it is only because your soul (the place where your shame lives) has died.

It is only rational to hate children

"Dude, why do you always looked so pissed off?"

"I'm a childhater."

"Whoa... what a dick."

"I'm also a youhater (see: youhater)."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010