Gargantuman

A naturally massive, powerfully built male (human) both in height and body mass, standing at least 7feet tall weighing more than 300lbs.

Gargantuman looks at least Shaq's size, but fitter like Wilt Chamberlain

Gargantuman by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

gargantuan balls 

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

gargantuan balls by pinjer September 30, 2018

gargantuINT 

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.

When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.

gargantuINT by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

gargantuan 

Bigger than huge and emormous together!

Look at her ass, it is gargantuan!!

gargantuan by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Gargantuan Blockades 

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

Gargantuan Blockades by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Gargantuar 

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.

(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."

Gargantuar by A random cat from a video game September 10, 2022

Gargantua-Whore 

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.

"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."

Gargantua-Whore by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007