Garbunctious 

When someone or something is complete and utter dogshit.

Randy mad garbunctious at league

Garbunctious by PussyJuice Be smellin December 16, 2020

Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

garbunction

To smash down the trash in the garbage can so one can fit more trash in it.

Hey Tim, come use your size 15EEE shoe to garbunction the trash. I need to throw some more shit away.

garbunction by Scott Farley (not mine. I overheard this somewhere) September 3, 2008

garfunctious 

incredibly goofy with embarrassing tendencies

Sharon was garfunctious asf while crying at her dads funeral

garfunctious by stinkybobinky0625 May 7, 2023

garbancteous 

deepwoken term used for a dogshit update

This update was garbancteous

garbancteous by ilikemilo March 24, 2024