garbunction

To smash down the trash in the garbage can so one can fit more trash in it.

Hey Tim, come use your size 15EEE shoe to garbunction the trash. I need to throw some more shit away.

garbunction by Scott Farley (not mine. I overheard this somewhere) September 3, 2008

Garbunchian 

Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.

Stop asking me if i want you to suck my nipples you damn garbunchian.

Garbunchian by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009

Garbunctious 

When someone or something is complete and utter dogshit.

Randy mad garbunctious at league

Garbunctious by PussyJuice Be smellin December 16, 2020

garfunctious 

incredibly goofy with embarrassing tendencies

Sharon was garfunctious asf while crying at her dads funeral

garfunctious by stinkybobinky0625 May 7, 2023

Garbulations

A word to describe gibberish like sounds.

What was that array of garbulations that just came out of your mouth.

Garbulations by Underscore_54 November 27, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019