Garans

Short for guarantee. Used by the sort of chump that says things like "totes".

I garans all these people are totes spengs.

by B A T M A N July 13, 2013

garans ball-barans

Pidgin term for guaranteed. Pidgin sayings sometimes rhyme, though nobody know's why. No worry beef curry

sole 1: ho bah! we go hang afta dakine stay pau wit doin' his stuff, u down?

sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!

by epicboots! July 9, 2011

garans/guarens

for sure; in agreement; guarenteed

can also be used as "garens ballbearens"

"are you going to the beach today?"
"garens!"

by volcomdoll April 22, 2004

Garance

Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.

Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap

by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

Rich Goranski

Rich Goranski is a character from the book/musical called Be More Chill. Rich "five foot five inches of pure teenage bully". Before and during his freshman year of high school, Rich was a loser who practically nobody even knew. Like, nobody knew this poor kid existed. Rich was no doubt made fun of and he had a pretty awful life, not to mention that in "The SQUIP Song" he says that he was suicidal. But that all came to a stop when Rich somehow found out about this pill called a "SQUIP" that pretty much makes you cool. (Which he ends up telling the main character, Jeremy Heere(whom he constantly bullys), about it.)

During one of the songs "More Than Survive(Reprise)" it is found out that Rich's father is an alcoholic. Also, later on in the musical, Rich ends up burning down his best friend's, Jake Dillinger, house.

Rich is also "Totally bi."

Rich Goranski is my favorite Be More Chill character!

by sleepy.streets October 14, 2017

gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

Garandgasm

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.

Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)

by Casual_T May 4, 2009