Gapor

The only thing he rides harder then the bench is coaches cock, team bitch, thinks he’s the best on the team but actually sucks, hangs out with popular kids and follows them around but isn’t actually liked among the people whom he hangs around, posts/ talks about how he practices every single day but never gets better, only pussy he ever has seen is his cousin, has a small cock but wears a cup to make his dick look big, (his dad should’ve worn a condom)

“Dude this guy on my team keeps following me around he’s a total fucking gapor.”

by Lenny!! January 29, 2019

gator farts

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

gatorade saxophone

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

Gaper Gap

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.

Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.

by CJ Waz April 16, 2011

Gator Posts

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

by Summerbees February 14, 2012

Gatorgrade

Something or someone of exceptionally high quality, most commonly spoken from the mouth of a gator. (See definition for gator- i.e. "best pimp in the game")

Chris: How was banging that chick last night?

Christian: I meannnn, the bitch was gatorgrade. Came 4 times.

by FreshN'Moist June 9, 2013