Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.
Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
by jimskoolaid May 26, 2020
G.A.P.E.R is an acronym for a skier or snowboarder that stands for: guaranteed accident prone on every run. They can be spotted at at the landing of jumps just out of view for those dropping, cutting people off on runs, running into people, falling off lifts, and generally making a fool of themselves. They are usually dressed in 80's ski gear or brand new gear that they spent way to much money on and have the trademark gaper gap between the goggles and hat and many times the pants are tucked into the boots.
by snowsurfer September 03, 2009
1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."
by BreckGirl February 02, 2010
1) noun: One who cannot do, and is generally found as an amazed onlooker when viewing any display of actual skill. Often relating to snowsports. syn; jong, nOOb
2) adj: As pertaining to one who is a gaper.
2) adj: As pertaining to one who is a gaper.
saw some gaper come up way short on that gap, looked really painful.
I can't believe I ate it on a gaper slope like that.
I can't believe I ate it on a gaper slope like that.
by El ka-JONG December 09, 2004
a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out
by Lord-Gore March 08, 2010
A true Gaper is one who wears their ski pants and sometimes even jeans tucked into their unbuckled ski boots with their power straps flapping. They always ski down a flat slope as far in the backseat as they can get, sometimes even trying to be as cool as a ski racer and attempting a "tuck." Some even try to be Superman and take off down the run with all they're 80's jackets unzipped. Gapers almost always put the bar down on the chairlift and ask the lifty to slow down the high speed detachable quad. The word "gaper" comes from both the acronym guaranteed accident prone on every run and the famous "gaper gap" between the helmet/hat and the goggles. Gapers somehow manage to have yardsales on the flattest bunny slopes. A yardsale is when the skier crashes and all their gear goes flying, landing scattered across the run. Gapers always stop in blind spots on runs, just below knolls and jumps. It seems that everything they do to try and be cooler makes them look even more stupid.
"God I hate goggle tans but you know what's even worse? A gaper gap tan."
"Hey watch out for that gaper!"
"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"
"Hey watch out for that gaper!"
"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"
by skiiergal77 April 12, 2012
G.A.P.E.R is an acronym for a skier or snowboarder that stands for: Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. They can be spotted at the landing of jumps just out of view for those dropping, cutting people off on runs, running into people, falling off lifts, and generally making a fool of themselves. They are usually dressed in 80's ski gear or brand new gear that they spent way to much money on and have the trademark gaper gap between the goggles and hat and many times the pants are tucked into the boots.
by Mactown138 March 04, 2010