Gandem 

Female version of mandem.

I fucked some gandems.

Gandem by vaginalwaffle January 24, 2011

gandemonium 

Having no luck while playing games with friends.

There is total gandemonium. I am constantly losing today!

gandemonium by dhmhgr November 12, 2020

gander of the goose 

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

gander of the goose by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

Ganderschplaf by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Proper Gander 

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

Proper Gander by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

gandelman 

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.

wow i wish my man was a gandelman

gandelman by happycore80 August 11, 2010

Ganden 

A very sexy and muscular man who loves to work out. He is really into himself, but he enjoys the attention. He loves to spoil his girlfriend/wife with love! He can last a very long time in bed and has the best manners, he also loves to study history in school.

He always is calm, relaxed, but is a jealous person, only because he is protective.

"If you have a son, name him something manly, like Eddie, Victor, George or Ganden"

Ganden by Islek February 20, 2014