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A beautiful girl who's so kind and smart. Gandes is a girl who won't easily catch feelings but once she loves you, she's the best girlfriend ever. She's so good at being patient and is a very understanding person <3
Kin: WOWOW IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND???
Ren: Duh of course. My gf is the prettiest of all :) She's Gandes after all <333
Gandes by galaxy GN-z11 <3 November 23, 2021
Related Words

Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.
Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

gandemonium 

There is total gandemonium. I am constantly losing today!
gandemonium by dhmhgr November 12, 2020

gander of the goose 

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

Proper Gander 

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
Proper Gander by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010