by Chutiyon ka Sardar January 17, 2004
teri gand mar doonga....meaning I will fuck your ass
also, gand mar dena means i will screw you real bad
also, gand mar dena means i will screw you real bad
by dhurandhar July 5, 2003
by jassi gill July 6, 2006
An idiotic drunkard, that enjoys playing World of Warcraft, and asking girls to "the dance" while under the influence.
Me: "Gretchko, keep drinking, this stuff is only 15%."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."
by AaronA October 26, 2006
gand woh jagah jo jab chodte waqt fuddi puree geelee ho jaye tab kaaam aaaateeeee hai... lund ko thora ragarh dene ke liye...
by cb September 18, 2003
Gand= gay hand.
A gand tends to be a homosexual hand
Flick which a gay person subconciously
Does when speaking.
A gand tends to be a homosexual hand
Flick which a gay person subconciously
Does when speaking.
helen17494. says:
how smart am i...i've left all of my english books in my locker & i have a massive essay to finish D:
Le ZyRAWR!says:
YOU FREAKIN GENIUSTH!
*Gand flick*
how smart am i...i've left all of my english books in my locker & i have a massive essay to finish D:
Le ZyRAWR!says:
YOU FREAKIN GENIUSTH!
*Gand flick*
by QUACK17494 October 15, 2008