“i don’t know whether i love or hate this gaydemic” says steve, the homosexual at the
bar
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and
girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic
guy at the other end of the
bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this
homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.