lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss

when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass

by sanxity November 05, 2018

speak french

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french

such a strong man do you speak french

by sanxity July 02, 2019

glory lemming

glory lemming is a term used for mass media outlets in which they pair up celebrities with nobodies to give them a glimpse of glory

oh girl did you see her glory lemming are you sure that's front page material ?

by sanxity June 15, 2019

mahalo

mahalo fuck bitches make money

mahalo main lander

by sanxity July 02, 2019

clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 02, 2019

dicing

dicing is when you fart in one corner of the room walk to the other corner of the room fart then the next corner until you have been all over the room and your gas is everywhere

gotta stay away from that salsa been dicing for hours

by sanxity July 02, 2019

ghost sex

ghost sex is when you and a sexual partner blind fold each other and each partner has the other partners worst fear bagged up then they wait til you are chained up and they unleash the fear causing ghost face or passing out

she said in a deep voice hi my names jim time to pop that mud cherry after he screams ghost sex is great

by sanxity July 02, 2019