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Game dick 

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.
Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."
Game dick by Zotts May 7, 2015
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Dick Game 

Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.
Bob: I'm a virgin
Jeff: You got weak dick game son.
Dick Game by PussyVomit October 18, 2008

Dick Game 

A game where someone calls out "Dick Game" and everybody grabs there dick and the last person to grab his dick has to do something(take out the trash,pay for dinner,ECT.)
Me* Dick Game!
Friend* Agh Fuck do I really have to pick up the bill.
Dick Game by Broadwaybarzini March 2, 2015

Cody’s dick game

Cody’s dick game is WACK as fuck.
Cody’s dick game by NaDdYlIGhT September 24, 2020

Dick Game 

Drunk douchebags play the Dick Game when they get bored. It involves the throwing of a projectile (often a cell phone or a Birkenstock sandal) at the opponent's dick. If a guy gets a hit, he shouts, "welcome to the dick game!" in the most douchebag voice possible.

The goal is NOT to hit the opponent's balls. That's really uncool.

Also, the dick game is not at all related to the penis game. That shit's for like 4 year old girls.
"Welcome to the dick game!"
*cough* "What the fuck, asshole, you hit my balls. Not cool!"

Cody’s dick game

This party is like Codys dick game.
Cody’s dick game by NaDdYlIGhT September 25, 2020

Lil Dick Game 

When you have a little dick but you still pull and smash.
Bro, Jason has strong lil dick game, Jess was walking funny all weekend.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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