Game Of Throned

To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.

"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"

Game Of Throned by valenti June 2, 2014

Game of Thrones 

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead

"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."

Game of Thrones by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Game of Thrones 

A contest in which drunk folks hunt down as many public restrooms in one hour as possible and tally the number of thrones on which they’ve taken a dump.

He keeps going through snow and sleet and always nails this Game of Thrones sitting down, that’s why we call him we call him the King!

Game of Thrones by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Game of Thrones Season 8 

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

Game of Thrones Season 8 by trev the terror June 9, 2019

Game of Thrones Disease 

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.

Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.

Game of Thrones Disease by 1dchouseman August 12, 2014

Game of Thrones 

An HBO show based on George R. R. Martin's books. The show's got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and sex. Mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. And a lot of violence and sex. Did I mention the sex? And drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.

Did you see Game of Thrones last night?
Yeah, and I can't believe they tried to murder that kid.

Game of Thrones by campanile April 27, 2012

Game of Thrones Abortion 

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

Game of Thrones Abortion by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013