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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008
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Gahfuck • gahfuckdamn • gagfuck • gahyuck • Galfuck • garfuckel • Gashfucker • gayfuckboy2039 • gayfuckstupid • gayfucktarded
Galfuck
When three or more people sleep at someones house and everyone is pissed off because there is not enough room for everyone to sleep with ease.
Galfuck by Safari king December 29, 2014
garfuckel
Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
garfuckel by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008
gagfuck
gagfuck by mandudeguy January 18, 2005
gahfuckdamn
gahfuckdamn by David Redick December 28, 2007
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