Gagoot

A completely dense, nonsensical, and oftentimes gay individual. Used to insult and call someone stupid and gay at the same time.

" No you cant live off of toenail clippings you bloody gagoot! This is why your father left us!"

by Woods.org March 8, 2024

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

Ganoot

Slang word originating in North East England. To go out. Venture out of a place. To ask if a person is going somewhere.

Are you ganoot tonight? Did you ganoot last night?
I'm ganoot to see a film.

by Dan Whale February 3, 2006

Galoot

"Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.

"Come here you big 'ol galoot!"

by AmyStarr October 15, 2008

gahoot

an idiot. someone who does stupid stuff in attempt to be funny, but they are not funny. they only embarrass themselves.

the kid tried so hard to make friends but everyone thought he was just a gahoot.

by BaF22 May 2, 2007

Gagooch

Slang for someone who is an Asshole.

Hey Vinny, I was down at the fish stand and guess who I ran into? Petey the gagooch!

by Nick the knife May 27, 2010

Gagoosh

What you yell when you make a successful attack in Dungeons & Dragons.

I use Call Forth the Spirit Pack! GAGOOSH!

by Xylon_Lionheart September 29, 2010