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Italian American slang for someone who is dense, dumb, or slow.
"Hey, look, there is Lady Gagoots!"
gagoots by badamybing January 7, 2013
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What you yell when you make a successful attack in Dungeons & Dragons.
I use Call Forth the Spirit Pack! GAGOOSH!
Gagoosh by Xylon_Lionheart September 29, 2010
1) A general exclamation upon happenstance viewing of an enormous, lippy vagina.

2) What one would say upon viewing surprise pictures of your friend's girlfriend's puffy red snapper.
Wow, Sam. These are great pics of your vacation! I like this one of your girlfriend on the beach...oh my...gaGOOSH!!
Gagoosh by Gagoosh March 2, 2005
Young boy with big ball's; or fearless.
Gagootz get out of the middle of the street!
Gagootz by Cugino_di_Carmine May 19, 2016
A "Jersey Shore" type fun-loving guido but still a slight slur to Italians, especially to thier intelligence and taste.
I'm going to meet some Gagootz's from NBC for lunch.
Gagootz by l0llip0ps October 27, 2010
A completely dense, nonsensical, and oftentimes gay individual. Used to insult and call someone stupid and gay at the same time.
" No you cant live off of toenail clippings you bloody gagoot! This is why your father left us!"
Gagoot by Woods.org March 8, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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