a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.

Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?

*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry

The Flying Gahooch by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 1, 2019

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Gagoosh

1) A general exclamation upon happenstance viewing of an enormous, lippy vagina.

2) What one would say upon viewing surprise pictures of your friend's girlfriend's puffy red snapper.

Wow, Sam. These are great pics of your vacation! I like this one of your girlfriend on the beach...oh my...gaGOOSH!!

Gagoosh by Gagoosh March 2, 2005

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Gagorchious

Used when ur flirting with a girl as if you were calling her rude or mean

Girl - You play too much

Guy - Stop being gagorchious jit

Gagorchious by ah ah ahhh March 22, 2021

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ganooch

PenisSlang word for a penis

Im gonna chop off your ganooch.

ganooch by Michael Scaglione March 11, 2007

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Gamooch

Somebody who sucks and a user

You're a gamooch

Gamooch by Fratboy2K07 August 11, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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