My wife had a gapey after an hour of pounding my cock up her asshole.

The gynecologist could tell that her patient engages in a lot of anal sex because when the patient bent over on all fours to expose her asshole, the patient had a gapey.

gapey by j0e_22 July 19, 2007

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Garey Snider

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.

Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure

Garey Snider by jojojox October 30, 2008

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gaged up

when you really really really fuck something up

wow we really gaged up our presentation

gaged up by lundyn and ava January 15, 2020

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gage hunter burk

Kind of Asshole who treats his mom like a nigger outta the bronx so she'd married a asshole named doug who masturbates to horse porn, gage hunter burk can not go a sentence without using the word "nigger" in any context possible

I was a real "gage hunter burk" today to my sister almost turned her into a Stratton

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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