Properly known as "The Gavitron", The Gavitron is a man bestowed with great powers of seduction and intrigue. His quick rise to fame was predicted by few, and admired by most. Always the star of the party, show, or scene; All the ladies want him, only the best can have him.
The Gavitron meets an Australian Girl:
Gavitron: Pleased to meet you, I'm The Gavitron.
Girl: Gavitron? Isn't that a carnival ride? I've ridden that before.
Gavitron: No. You're thinking about the GRavitron. But If you ever want to ride The Gavitron, Just let me know.
One who listens to electronic music and is rather fond of the musical bump it provides. Often found listening to electro-house or trance, the average Gubitron jams to electronic music for at least 30 minutes per day.
"Dude, where can I get some good house music?"
"I don't know bro askGary. He's a total Gubitron."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)