GRAMF

Great Really Awesome Mother Fucker

Andrea Warming is a GRAMF

GRAMF by susmantha October 23, 2011

Spinsta’-gram 

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.

“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”

Spinsta’-gram by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

radio graffiti 

A segment on The Ghost Show(True Capitalist Radio) via Blog Talk Radio. Towards the end of the show, Ghost gives callers about 4 seconds to say anything they want, Be it a shoutout, an audio clip, or TROLLING GHOST.

Ghost: 205, Radio Graffiti!

205: * FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER-*

Ghost: Get this idiot of- GET'EM OFF!!

radio graffiti by Argonian Repoman August 30, 2011

shit-o-gram 

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

shit-o-gram by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

fitness gram pacer test 

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fitness gram pacer test by jayden.exe November 30, 2018

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

grafting gash by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017