auxre's definitions

flamegasm

When something is so spicy it gives you extreme pleasure and happiness, basically an orgasm

“Damn, he just ate those Hot Cheetos and he’s loving it! He must be having a flamegasm”

by auxre April 17, 2018

Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.

Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now

by auxre November 15, 2025

bootyhole ejaculation

When you cum, and all the sweat piled in your ass leaks through your ass crack after you cum. If you're wearing underwear, it will stain your underwear, however, the stain will not be brown like shit, it will simply be clear like sweat stains.

Only happens to men, but doesn't happen to all men.

Damn bro, I was jacking off and I got a bootyhole ejaculation again, guess I gotta go change my underwear.

by auxre December 8, 2020

Morbillion

1 morbillion is exactly 10^131518292119, because if you take all the numbers in the exponent and spread them out (13 15 18 2 9 21 19) it spells MORBIUS.

~year 2045~
guy 1: omg did you hear that elon musk is now a morbillionaire?
guy 2: no, what’s that?
guy 1: elon musk is now worth 1 morbillion dollars?
guy 2: why is it called a morbillion?
guy 1: MORBIUS

by auxre June 3, 2022