A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
A robot fortune teller that has the power of god and jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. It can also battle other godjesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.
Godjesus said "No" when i asked it if i will ever have a happy life.