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An inhabitant of the planet Zorgon whose diet consists of soda, hot wings and microwavable bacon.
I think I just walked in on Glorgon stimulating his nodes.
Glorgon by Dude McJoe April 23, 2009

Globgogabgalab 

A weird slug like creature known for becoming one of many 2018 memes, these memes become famous on YouTube before moving to Instagram and other Social Media which he has received fame for his chilling look.

The Globgogabgalab originally came from a kids movie named “Strawinsky And The Magical House” by an amateur British animator named David Hutter. In which the Globgogabgalab sung his song (lyrics below). The lyrics are very strange and seem to make no sense at all!
(Intro) I'm the Globgogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove

(Chorus) I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

(Chorus)I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.

Glomotoma 

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.
Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.
Glomotoma by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

glomjorious 

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.
1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.
glomjorious by eggbig June 6, 2014
gom-goh: acronym meaning "game over man, game over". Used to describe an unfortunate event.
I just walked in on my girlfriend and a man's fingers were in her ass... gomgo.
GOMGO by Thomas aka Lotus February 13, 2006

Glorgoknightus 

The Planet Zorgans sexual transmitted disease known as glorgoknightus. It is deadly and can effect humans mostly black people but does happen to a few white people. A person who has glorgoknightus will develop twisted hair that’s ugly as fuck but will soon eat the people around him.
Alien 1: Yeah I passed my glorgoknightus to some black guy
Alien 2: Damn
Glorgoknightus by DaddyChill666 January 8, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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