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An inhabitant of the planet Zorgon whose diet consists of soda, hot wings and microwavable bacon.
I think I just walked in on Glorgon stimulating his nodes.
Glorgon by Dude McJoe April 23, 2009

Globgogabgalab 

A weird slug like creature known for becoming one of many 2018 memes, these memes become famous on YouTube before moving to Instagram and other Social Media which he has received fame for his chilling look.

The Globgogabgalab originally came from a kids movie named “Strawinsky And The Magical House” by an amateur British animator named David Hutter. In which the Globgogabgalab sung his song (lyrics below). The lyrics are very strange and seem to make no sense at all!
(Intro) I'm the Globgogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove

(Chorus) I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

(Chorus)I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.

Glomotoma 

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.
Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.
Glomotoma by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

glomjorious 

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.
1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.
glomjorious by eggbig June 6, 2014
gom-goh: acronym meaning "game over man, game over". Used to describe an unfortunate event.
I just walked in on my girlfriend and a man's fingers were in her ass... gomgo.
GOMGO by Thomas aka Lotus February 13, 2006

Glorgoknightus 

The Planet Zorgans sexual transmitted disease known as glorgoknightus. It is deadly and can effect humans mostly black people but does happen to a few white people. A person who has glorgoknightus will develop twisted hair that’s ugly as fuck but will soon eat the people around him.
Alien 1: Yeah I passed my glorgoknightus to some black guy
Alien 2: Damn
Glorgoknightus by DaddyChill666 January 8, 2020