Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008