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Vincent van Gogh
A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.
Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss
Vincent van Gogh by Xeras March 5, 2012
ghoughphtheightteeau
A demonstration of how fucked up the english language is. This could be pronounced as "potato" (non-American English).
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"
ghoughphtheightteeau by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 8, 2017
ishita ghosh
She is a blessing, sometimes this girl is just too good to be true.She is smart,funny,mischievous,has great sense of humour,all in all she is everything a guy wants.Yes this girl has a tendency to get angry sometimes, and puts up walls around her which are difficult to break down.But once you do,she is the most amazing person you'll get to know.Nomatter how many cute guys she looks at,at the end of the day,she is extremely loyal.But this girl doesn't give second chances, once you lose her due to some mistake, she is lost forever.So whoever is reading this,hold on to this girl tight and don't give up on her.Because if you do,you might never feel the same way about anyone as you did for her.If she wants this girl can tear the heaven apart and break hell loose just to bring you back from the dead
ishita ghosh by thatguyinblackhoodie March 15, 2014
Van Gogh-Kart
(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Van Gogh-Kart by smellyrock July 2, 2009
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if your here it means you wasted 5 minutes of your because of boredom. if you read this whole thing leave a like then find something better to do and get a life
ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghgh by hellfire991 April 11, 2017
Van Gogh Tickle
When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.
Van Gogh Tickle by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026