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geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

geographically undesirable

Also Abbrev. as GA

1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.

2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.
1) e.g. I live in New York, She lives in England... she's cute, but she's completely geographically undesirable.

2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.
Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

Geographically Embarrased 

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned
The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

Geographically Undesirable

Most commonly referred to as "G.U.", geographically undesirable is someone who you would like to date, but the fact that they live so darn far away is a problem.
She wanted to date him, but he was Geographically Undesirable since he lived in Santa Barbara and she lived in San Diego.

Geographically challenged

A politically correct term for someone who can't even point out a continent on a world map, without serious help.
Joe is completely geographically challenged, he couldn't find South Africa on a map of Africa.
Geographically challenged by Lohix September 12, 2010
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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