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Gasturbation
The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
Gasturbation by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009
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Gasturinbestation
(Gas-ter-in-bes-tay-shun) Noun: gay, incest and masturbation: term used in context when contemplating on going back in time to, or proceed to have sex with oneself
Gasturinbestation by quattro1996 December 12, 2014
Gasturbating
Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
gastrunate
gastrunate by Dimos✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 March 6, 2023
Gasturd
A small turd lingering within a huge fart. You don't know it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.
A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.
A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in the Splash Zone at the Shamu show.
A gasturd has the greatest 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man.
A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
"Wholly shit, what was that. I thought it was only a fart, but it was a gasturd. It shattered the toiletbowl and I am soaked."
Gasturd by Alex Cuntz February 4, 2010
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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