GABDSTAND

The art of doing a GABDSTAND involves many aspects of physical and mental strength and durability. A GABDSTAND involves doing a one handstand on a unicycles while juggling 7 dildos and simultaneously fucking yourself with a stick. A person who has successfully done a GABDSTAND is conditioned with mental wellbeing and a sore pussy.

Hey have you completed your daily GABDSTAND today?

by Dr. Philosemial August 12, 2022

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

by y20degrees May 7, 2004

American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

Grandstand

To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.

John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

by Mom i swear to god June 22, 2018

grandstander

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

by 29gts11 August 26, 2020