GABDSTAND

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The art of doing a GABDSTAND involves many aspects of physical and mental strength and durability. A GABDSTAND involves doing a one handstand on a unicycles while juggling 7 dildos and simultaneously fucking yourself with a stick. A person who has successfully done a GABDSTAND is conditioned with mental wellbeing and a sore pussy.

Hey have you completed your daily GABDSTAND today?

GABDSTAND by Dr. Philosemial August 12, 2022

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grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

grandstanding by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Related Words

GABDSTAND • GABSTAND • grandstanding • grandstand • grandstander • grandstand up • American Grandstand • gold standard • gabes band • Gay Standoff

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

grandstander by Denekawa May 11, 2017

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

grandstanding by y20degrees May 7, 2004

American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

American Grandstand by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

Grandstand

To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.

John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

Grandstand by Mom i swear to god June 22, 2018

grandstander

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

grandstander by 29gts11 August 26, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026