To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.
John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo
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"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.
"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."
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Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander
Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.
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I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.
by y20degrees May 8, 2004
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Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.
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To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.
"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "
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a place to sit at a big rodeo. often full of drunken buckle bunnies lookin for a good time, and dirty old men who love looking at my tight cowgirl ass. grandstands are probably found in other sports as well.
the drugstore cowboy and buckle bunny were falling all over each other while 'watching the rodeo' from the backseat of the grandstand.
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