Definitions by cootergirl

God 

A mystical entity that enjoys collecting small infant's severed prepuces. Some have speculated that he keeps these in a large series of cigar boxes.

"Have you ever considered the similarities between God and John Wayne Gacy?"

God by cootergirl October 13, 2008

G.I. Joe 

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

G.I. Joe by cootergirl October 13, 2008

cooter 

A vagina, typically a lower-class one.

"That girl in them short shorts smells like cooter!"

"Yeah, she's hot, but she has a really floppy cooter."

cooter by cootergirl October 11, 2008