3 definitions by cootergirl

God

A mystical entity that enjoys collecting small infant's severed prepuces. Some have speculated that he keeps these in a large series of cigar boxes.

"Have you ever considered the similarities between God and John Wayne Gacy?"

by cootergirl August 19, 2008

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl August 19, 2008

cooter

A vagina, typically a lower-class one.

"That girl in them short shorts smells like cooter!"

"Yeah, she's hot, but she has a really floppy cooter."

by cootergirl August 19, 2008