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(noun) (GEE-zer):
Negative usage:
1. old, gay, mentally impiared elderly individual. 2. Someone "getting on in age". 3 physically unable old folk-like.

Postative usage:
4. cool old peep who does kool stuff like burns rubber with their cadillac

5.old homie
Negative:
There goes that old G-zer in his wheelchair again!!! UHHH!!!!!

Positive:
Check out that homie G-Zer burning rubber in his Cadillac
G-Zer by E-lisabeth May 27, 2005
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zero g wank

the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'
dude i went to space and had a zero g wank
zero g wank by MooreMedia November 21, 2014

zero-g snow 

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.
Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.
zero-g snow by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Zero G Reverse Reacharound 

The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger the anus of the holding partner
Mary and I did the "Zero G Reverse Reacharound" like no tomorrow.

Zero G internet 

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
Zero G internet by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

zero or-g 

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
zero or-g by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016
Strong, eager to please, everyone's friend. Brilliant beyond reason, handsome and well built.
Gzeramee is an amazing man.
gzeramee by Bolimk February 11, 2020