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Noun. Excessive jubilation and happiness. Often proclaimed after consuming a 40

Cyrus: "Gërt! That was a good 40!!"

Gërt by Countyseat January 30, 2017

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Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

Gert by Jube December 28, 2005

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Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

Gert by Sam November 13, 2003

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Gert

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

Gert by dude9999999 February 6, 2010

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gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

gert by ss March 19, 2004

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Gert

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

Gert by Rudgecarroll44 October 5, 2017

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Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

Gert by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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