Nolife #1 ranked RuneScaper. He is allergic to the sun and can be found next to his multiple computers. He e-flirts in his free time in a failed attempt to get some runescape pussy.
by snowballman3 March 29, 2009
the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours
by I Pity Gertjaars May 23, 2009
No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.
*Gertjaars appears out of nowhere in Falador*
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..
Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..
Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x
by Mechanicai April 11, 2009
by karabljons April 19, 2009
Runescape's current no. 1 player. The first person to acheive 200million xp in 4 skills. He passed Zezima in xp, the first time that has happened since the days of Novalyfe.
by obviouslyihavenolife December 25, 2008