Fuzzyfuck
A michlitch of types, one who shaves military insignia's into his fuzzy chest hair and is funny as fuck.
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Fizzfucker
An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017
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fuckyfuckfuck
An expression, typically said to one's self in solitude, which conveys extreme displeasure at an sudden turn of misfortune. "Fuckyfuckfuck" is especially appropriate if there had been a hightened level of anticipation of bliss or satisfaction at reaching some accomplishment, only to be thwarted by some event (especially if that event appears to be random)
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Fuzznucking
The act of masturbating in your mothers basement over and over again without cleaning up in between said masturbation.
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