Fuzzyfuck 

A michlitch of types, one who shaves military insignia's into his fuzzy chest hair and is funny as fuck.

Marachino cherry: "That butterball shaved a 1st CAV patch into his chest."

Kuwaitiindianpaki guy at C-ZEE: "He's a fuzzyfuck"

Fuzzyfuck by Squaerrrk September 26, 2010

Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

fuckyfuckfuck 

An expression, typically said to one's self in solitude, which conveys extreme displeasure at an sudden turn of misfortune. "Fuckyfuckfuck" is especially appropriate if there had been a hightened level of anticipation of bliss or satisfaction at reaching some accomplishment, only to be thwarted by some event (especially if that event appears to be random)

"Fuckyfuckfuck! The internet went down just before we kicked ass on the Horde!"

fuckyfuckfuck by Chernabog October 30, 2007

Fuzznucking 

The act of masturbating in your mothers basement over and over again without cleaning up in between said masturbation.

He was fuzznucking all day instead of getting a job.

Fuzznucking by BukueOn3 June 21, 2011

funnyfuck 

when two people have sex while constantly laughing the whole time

vanessa and i had a funnyfuck while watching a superbad

funnyfuck by milanszabo January 17, 2008

fuzzbucket

A substitution swear word (aka Baptist cuss word).

"Fuzzbucket! I just dropped 10,000 ball bearings!"

fuzzbucket by Kit and Caboodle August 26, 2005

fuzznuck 

What the fuck

What the fuzznuck you doing tonight?

fuzznuck by Zooomer December 17, 2008